Help wanted. I need a babysitter to serve as a “problem-based learning” mentor. Your job responsibilities will include taking role, steering medical students into incorrect diagnoses, and making people feel inadequate for their presentations.
No experience necessary! When a student asks you a medically related question, you should reply, “That sounds like a good learning issue to me,” or, “First, tell me what you think.”
We have immediate openings. Starting pay is based upon lack of experience. Prior work as a fisherman or military drill sergeant is a plus. Inquire at 555-…-….